Dishwasher Dilemma (Humour)

Yesterday, I walked out into the kitchen to discover another puddle on the floor, "I'm gonna have to call you back" I said to my Mum on the phone. Promptly ending the call, I mopped up the water and dropped to my knees. Under the sink the cold water inlet was dripping prolifically again. Having... Continue Reading →

Eleven Shades (Humour)

Last night, my good Sir and I needed to have a serious discussion. I'd raised the fact that I'd had some dark and nefarious thoughts and the fact that I felt like a freak because he wasn't particularly interested in them. I could see in his face that he was incredibly anxious and he admitted... Continue Reading →


Unstoppable. That was what started this post. Sia’s Unstoppable. Maybe it’s the Lacoste perfume advert, with the white horse. I mean, just how much power is there in that advert? It absolutely stinks of it. But that song is really, really catchy, and if you love Sia as much as I do, then it sticks... Continue Reading →


I try and make a pact with myself to give my blogging mind a break on weekends but... well.. it doesn't always go that way. You see, some things are just worth writing about, like the divinity that is my Ten Shades, My Mr Wolfie. Will I ever tire of him? Well, sure, if recent... Continue Reading →

Fears & Failures

Hello lovelies, It's another curry night that should have been followed by a night of kinky fuckery. Alas, having passed out for 90 minutes from sheer exhaustion, it hardly ended up that way. Sheer exhaustion before the exhausting stuff had happened, that is. When I woke up this morning, I had a plan of action... Continue Reading →

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